Kuishinbo Elf - Chapter 82

Hobby Golems are Family!

Everyone watched the battle with bated breath.

…and the slapstick drama seemed to be over.

“Nya~n…”

“Funya~…”

“…”

Tsutsuou, Te~cha, and Harara…were all entangled in Harara’s body.

Tsutsuou’s head was the only thing sticking out.

Harara was immobile, with a sad look on its face.

Te~cha was…well, you know.

She was tied up like what you would see in an SM. Oh…erotic, erotic!

“Te…Testarossa!”

“Ha…Harara! Untie it right away!”

Harara struggled to get untangled…

… it didn’t work!

And then Musel and Ishizuka made their move!

Musel closes the distance with Roller Dash…Eh? 

We were surprised.

On top of Musel…Ishizuka was on top of Musel!

What are they doing? I mean, how could Musel carry it? 

Musel and Ishizuka speeding along.

Kuh…? What! There was some kind of Image forming in my head…

Ten million, permed, horns, old man with a beard…ugh, my head…

As Dibbleton approached… Ishizuka jumped.

Musel braked to a stop.

But…the momentum didn’t stop and he was rolling.

Oh no! He stopped just before the edge of the ring! 

Thank God, thank God…

“Whoa! Ishizuka went flying!?”

Everyone in the hall watching the match was astonished.

The Stone Golem flying away was an unbelievable sight.

It was said that because of its own weight, the Stone Golem could not jump.

But…Ishizuka flew.

Aimed at Dibbleton…like a missile!

Gasp! and they both got a ring out, with Dibbleton getting caught in the air.

Ishizuka…was this what it was aiming for? 

And Musel is the only one who could move at that moment!

Musel rolled Harara and the others into a dumpling…and dropped them outside the ring.

“Kyan!”

“…”

Te~cha and Harara’s defeat was decided.

“Kyan!”

And Tsutsuou, slipped out of the dumplings before they fell.

Ah…can cats could easily slip out of a cluster if only they could get their heads out of it? 

How clever, huh? 

“Winner! Team Peach Guardians!”

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Nya~n! Wanwan! Meee~! Buhiii! Chu~chu~! Moo~!

Various cheers and shouts of joy!

Good job, Musel!

Everyone was congratulating you!

…Mooo? Before I knew it, [Julien the Cow] from Ricard-san’s place was here!

I’ll have to drop her off with Lily-chan when I’m done…oh well.

“nufufu…thanks to everyone for the hard work. It looks like you guys managed to pull out your secret weapon in the qualifying round, huh?”

Pururu pats Ishizuka on the head.

Ishizuka looked happy.

“Well done Shishiou! That’s a big gold star!”

“Nyafu~n!”

Tsutsuou was very proud.

In fact, it was a great achievement, so it’s no surprise…but the content is so bad, it’s hard to say.

What exactly were Ranks? Ugggghhhh…

Naturally, I also praise Musel.

“Well done, you’re a big man, Musel!”

I felt him raise his arms to the sky and say, “How’s that!”.

Fufu… now you’ve got it!

“Oh, I’ve lost, haven’t I?”

Te~cha and the others were looking dejected.

Even with such a big difference in rank, [SSSSS] lost to [C].

I felt like we were just lucky, but as they say, luck was also part of skills…

Competition was a terrible thing. Bubu-bubu.

“Well…it can’t be helped, it was just bad luck, right?”

Gordon was working on Harara.

“…”

Breton silently puts his hand on Dibbleton’s shoulder.

Dibbleton nodded silently.

Dibbleton also nodded silently.

This father and son are really taciturn…

“Hehe! You did it, you guys!?”

Mafty congratulated us with a smile.

Gordon and Breton congratulate us as well.

“Thank you! We’re going to win!”

“”Oh!”” Riot and Pururu raised their hands.

Fuhihi! I never thought we would make it to the finals!

But now we have a chance to fight Eiszack!

“Well…Mafty and Gordon, can I have a word?”

Pururu called them over.

What was is it? Pururu’s getting involved with both of you.

“What’s the matter? I mean, it’s unusual for you to be talking to us…”

“Yeah, I know, I usually avoid people… but I guess that changed after I got involved with the glutton…”

They both look surprised, as if this was really unusual.

Hmmm… so that’s what Pururu was like…

I thought she was just a quiet, golem-loving girl.

“nufufu…I won’t deny it.”

“Heh…Is that so?”

Mafty shows a kind face, hmmm… he seemed to be concerned about it.

He usually acts bad…but he was probably the nicest person in the Class.

He thinks nobody knows about it, but… it’s obvious! Sorry!

Well…anyway, he was very considerate.

I wondered why he was acting so bad… but I guess he had many things going on.

Otherwise…no one would follow Mafty.

“Yeah, so, about that story… about the two golems…”

Mafty and Gordon look at each other.

“What about Testarossa and Harara?”

“Yeah, it’s about their Rank.”

I remembered… they had a ridiculous number of S’s in the lineup.

They were very capable, but…Tsutsuou took advantage of them… (Dumbfounded)

“In general, the highest rank is [SSS]. But very rarely… a golem is born that surpasses it, just like those kids.”

Te~cha and Harara were both over [SSS] golems.

I was surprised when I saw their abilities, to be honest!

“They are very capable and have special skills…but the truth is, in most cases, it is impossible to use them. Because… the golem itself is so much more than its abilities.”

…Oops, that stings my ears.

Isn’t that me, oh no! 

“You mean Testarossa and Harara can’t show their full potential?”

“That’s right, that’s why [SSS] was the best class.”

So Dibbleton was one of the best. How did we manage to beat him? 

If it weren’t for Musel and Ishizuka’s assault, we would have lost.

“nufufufu…this is where it starts! Golems above [SSS] are rare! Especially, Testarossa is one of the best golems recently!”

“Oh…yeah?” Mafty says, pleased with himself.

Gordon, on the contrary, looked alarmed.

“Kuu~hihihi!!! The best research subject ever! Soon you’ll get a summons from the Golem Guild! You are destined to be [SSS] or higher! Many experiments are waiting for them! They’re not afraid to do such and such a thing!”

Wow…Pururu’s face turned bad.

That face! Let’s fix it!

“Hey!”

“Kyan!”

It’s a sure and reliable 45-degree diagonal chop.

No one could not be fixed by this…no one!

“Wahyu…nn, nn…sorry, I guess I got a little overexcited.”

“Does that mean I’m going to be separated from Testarossa!?”

Mafty hugs Te~cha and glared at Pururu.

If I were in Mafty’s shoes, I would have done the same thing.

I wouldn’t want to be separated from my child!

“Nufufu…don’t be in a hurry. There are two paths, one is to take the research and make a living. The other is to abandon the Golem Masters…”

Uwah… that’s extreme! 

I don’t like either one…

So I propose another option… blow up the Golem Guild!

“Then… blow up the Golem Guild… habababa!”

Riot covered my mouth with his hand.

“It’s going to complicate things, so shut up, okay?”

you are bit of a punk for thinking ahead!

But you do have a point! Yeah, I’ll shut up!

“Oh, that’s what this is about! Then I’ll quit the Golem Masters!”

“Me too, Harara… we’re family, right?”

The two of them decided immediately.

Good decision…Golems are family! Now they know for sure!

“Yes! I knew you would say that! Why don’t you go to the registration machine at Hustle Bobby’s and cancel your registration?”

“Yeah!” And off they ran.

There was no hesitation at all.

“nufufu…I knew that they would choose that path”

“…Are you sure you don’t just want them to cancel their registration?”

Breton asked, his expression grim.

“Yeah, I’m fine. While you’re registered, you have to obey the Golem Guild, but… If removed, the Hobby Golem will be treated as a mere, toy. They won’t be able to compete in Golem Masters, of course…”

“…Have anyone you know experience doing this before?”

Pururu responded to the question with a silent smile.

“…I see, well, sorry.”

Breton apologized, looking embarrassed.

…I was thinking that this was not a conversation a child should be having.

And I had a sudden urge to go to a deserted bar and drink something fancy.

I could not wait to grow up… darn it.

“We’re done cancelling our registration!”

They came back.

No, they didn’t have to come back so quickly…

They were both breathing on their shoulders. What’s so urgent for them to rush it? 

“Alright!!! Now the Golem Guild… can’t mess with us! Now you just have to watch out for theft, okay? They’re toys… and the Adventurers’ Guild won’t be looking for them, you know?”

“Okay,” they replied.

Now they can stay together again. Good for them!

Mafty’s and Gordon’s faces were smiling… we were caught up in the smiles and also smiled.